"I Want My Gravestone Carved Out Of Amy Winehouse's Teeth"

"Iris Robinson fucked me in the ass with a strap on,
Then I choked the stupid cunt with her own fuckin' tampon
Rugged, fucker, living out my dream
Me and Max Mosley are into the same scene"

Kinda marks the return of Dirty Roy who has been 'semi-retired since December 06'....

Forget Pete Doherty or Amy Winehouse, Roysta draws influence from gay porn, Columbo and Buckfast while describing his music as sounding like tinnitus. Let's just say he isn't the sort you would invite over to your Granny's on a Sunday afternoon for tea and biscuits.

Roysta's new track "The Stench" is up on his Myspace so if you are brave enough, give it a listen. And yes it is just as rude, filthy, sick and disgusting as you want it to be.
You can get all of Roy's back catalogue for free @ Roysta's Last FM Page


And if anyone happens to be in Glasgow on the 16th September, call in and get dirty with him!


One of my favourite artists from the Irish/UK scene Maverick Sabre has put two new tracks for free download up on his Myspace recently. They are taken off his Falling On Deaf Ears E.P. and going on the strength of "The Demo" which Mav released last year for free this E.P. should be be full of wholesome musical goodness.
Get up on there and make sure you get the downloads to bang out your systems. "Lost Then Found" would have to be a personal favourite of mine, Mav chronicaling his musical tastes that have made him the artist he is today.

Check his Myspace for the slick new artwork courtesy of Semothy Jones.

All the Irish dubstepper's should know about Skream vs Benga next Saturday at Shine in the Students Union in Belfast. It should be an excellent night, I'll catch you guys up stairs in the Speakeasy fo' sheezy!


The Elements have recently annouced a live event at The Village on Wexford Street, Dublin on the 19th September. Doors open approx 8 O Clock and it's 10 Euro at the door.